May 2013
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Bjork is playing. Bjork is playing on my birthday. Bjork is playing on my birthday in the bay area. Did I mention…. That…I’m about to have a panic attack?
me+pillows+netflix+pb&j-cuteboywithfacialhair=saturday night.
:/ i need to...
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The impossibilities.
so…
Some one thought it would be cool to steal my entire wardrobe out of the laundry room.
Can I say safely that I legibly hate Hayward?
I have never in my life had so many fucked up things happen to me until I moved here.
I have no clothes.
i can’t even fathom what or how this just fucking happened to me.
crying. yes. livid yes.
confused. extremely.
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I think about one specific person every fucking day against my will.
just...
– me mother fucker.
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Birthday Wish List
Daisy So Fresh by Marc Jacobs
Running Shoes
Gift Card to Amazon / Fab.com
Sex… Sorry. The whore just snuck outta no where….
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I will never understand why girls wear makeup to the gym- or any activites that you are guaranteed to sweat.
What thee fuck.
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Ready to love.
– J.
Download free fucking books! →
thegoddamazon:
A fuckload of classic literature:
1984 by George Orwell
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud...
I don’t like uplifting advice because I’m an asshole and I find it...
– jak.
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WTF
i just ate pickles, string cheese, corn, tiny pieces of bread and a mini chocolate rabbit. now I’m craving peanut butter celery.
It’s quite impossible of any pregnancy whatsoever- but
more possible I may be dying.
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Dear Dawn,
EFF YOU I WANT ICE CREAM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
When you put an imprint on someone
…….. dot fuckin dot dot
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Am I Trippin or did we just skip from March to May?
27 days. IDGAF
find me a man with a beard.
hahahahahah ftw tired and I smell like dirt.
April 2013
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la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
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Starting to think she don’t talk loud enough. Walk hard enough. Show presence strong enough. On that shhhhhh hype. Don’t wanna disturb any minds hype while she gets her mind right. This is some real shit. Holdin back so she don’t suffer from any “ifs” Not seeing what used to be a gift now hides by pratical ignorance? See this. Quiet now but was once too loud as if...
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